Oh Grandpa.....

We all know that this is an important year in choosing our next president. The G.O.P. already has grandpa McCain (who sucks) and it’s only a matter of time until Obama wins the democratic nomination. But something that has been bugging me to the point where the little voice in my head with the straightjacket had to be let loose onto the public. What is driving me crazy is hearing about Clinton supporters voting for McCain rather than Obama if she is not selected. And this is even more prevalent in women that support her. So this goes out to the people out there that think it’s better to vote for McCain or not voting at all: Do you realize what will happen if we have McCain in charge? He wants to bomb Iran, keep us in Iraq for 100 years, appoint Supreme Court judges that will over turn Roe V. Wade, AND not to mention his short temper. Does this sound like a person that should have his hands on the big red button?
As it comes to Iraq, a reporter asked him how long it would take to get out of there and his reply was, “Maybe 100 years”. 100 FREAKING YEARS!!!!! And he also said that there will be more wars. Do you think that we should even be there now? This is a man that doesn’t know which side to support in Iraq. First he said that Iraq was training terrorists and had nukes. When we found out that they had no nukes and things in Iraq started to go bad, he, just like Bush started to blame things on Iran. The things that he said about Iraq were used again to describe Iran. Here’s the twist: When we were in Afghanistan (which is the right place to be), Iran helped us to get Osama. So an ally went from being just that, an ally, to an enemy in just a few years. I think he’s starting to suffer from Alzheimer’s. To top that off he made a bad joke about bombing Iran by making a parity of “Barbara Ann” singing “bomb bomb bomb Iran”. Hey grandpa you’re running for president not trying to win American Idol as Weird Al.
My next point is to some of the women out there who would rather not vote and/or support McCain. The people that sit on the Supreme Court are really getting old and will likely step down in the next few years. Who ever is president picks a person to replace them and McCain has mentioned that he would pick judges who favor the ending of a women’s right to choose. Wouldn’t you rather have a choice then have a small group of men tell you that you can’t?
Then, there is his short temper. Oh man, this guy is a loose cannon. There is a report that he went across some seats to hit another senator from his own party just because he got into an argument with him. There are also reports that he called his own wife (who is the heir to the Anheuser-Busch fortune) a “C. U. Next Tuesday”. He has gotten into shouting matches with his campain staffers for wearing “fruity” sweaters. Even when he was younger he stated in his autobiography that he would hold his breath until he passed out if he didn’t get what he wanted.
Is John McCain a war hero? Yes he is but that doesn’t qualify him to be our next president. What Clinton is doing right now by staying in the race is only hurting the party. Her actions make it look like she is running not because she has a chance, but because she feels like shes intitled to it. We need the time now untill the election to beat McGrandpa and to bring the Democratic Party together. So vote for whom ever the nominee is because if we don’t then we the people lose and not just Clinton.

Where's My F-ing Beef

Come one come all to the latest addition to “Who Sucks”. Now I was trying to have my next post to be on something else, but something happened at dinner on Friday that it just couldn’t be helped. Now this is more of a local rant but “THAI PURPLE SUCKS”. Why do they suck? Well for starters the restaurant looks like a combination of an old Italian restaurant and a scene out of the jungle book. So the seven of us sit down at our table and there is nothing on the table which is ok but when they brought out the plates they were still wet. And to top that off the guy(?) cleaned them off while the plates were still in front of us with paper napkins. Then “it” came back with our silverware set which three of them were incomplete and never came back to finish off the missing sets. Then as we sat there for 10 minutes we got our order taken. I ordered some kind of beef dish. Then 5 minutes later the guy came back and tells my friend that they were all out of what he ordered. So then he asked to see the menu again; 15 minutes later, the first two dishes come out and back with a menu. The waiter then asked my friend what else he wanted to order. As three more dishes come out my friend and I are still waiting for our food. As his food comes out I sit there waiting and wondering if my food is ever going to come out. I mean they didn’t have to go to Texas to kill a fucking cow to get some meat. As we sit there trying to find a waiter to ask, they seem to ignore us. If it wasn’t for my wife and the food she ordered, I would have starved. As we finally grab a waiter and informed him of my missing dish, he said he would check on it. I told him to forget it and that I didn’t want it any more. And he walked away. WTF??? No sorry. No I don’t know what happened. No manager coming over and apologizing to us. So after that whole deal we left them a nice tip. Yes I was being sarcastic. Hell I had to go some place else to get food that’s not going to get spat in. We would all have been better off going to a taco truck to eat. Their food is better, cheaper, and I wouldn’t have been waiting for my damn beef dinner. I know I don’t expect a free meal or a discount on our bill but just an apology. So to all the people that read this who reside in the city of Alhambra, that place sucks.

And Away They Go....

Here is another rant about who sucks. This time I’m taking aim at PETA. Yes the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Now I’m not saying I like seeing animals killed for fun. But I do have a problem with some of their actions that they take to get their point across. Some of their stunts are totally off the wall. My first point is them throwing red paint on people who wear fur. Now I do agree that fur isn’t a good thing for fashion, but to ruin someone’s coat just because you don’t like what they’re wearing is stupid. So if I take that into consideration then I should do the same thing for people who can’t match their socks with their skirts or pants. My second point is that they wanted the historic Green Bay Packers to change their name because they were named after a meat packing industry. IT’S A NAME PEOPLE! Just because they were named after an industry that was the staple of that area and was a source of jobs for many, you want their named changed? Oh and they hated the name “cheese heads” because cheese come from cows. Yeah, that’s what I thought too. Now what set this off is the situation at the Kentucky Derby. If you didn’t know already, the horse Eight Belles, broke two ankles after the race was finished, and had to be put down right there on the track. Was it a horrible thing that happened? Yes. But should the jockey be at fault? No. PETA clams that the jockey pushed Eight Belles to hard and knew that the horse was hurt before the race. Now they want to have the jockey suspended. Also jockeys probably love the horses that they ride on more the PETA loves rats. Ok now here are the facts: Each horse has to go through an exam before they could race and the doctors CLEARED Eight Belles to race. The jockey had nothing to do with the horse getting hurt. The horse was coming to a stop then just keeled over. Also jockeys can tell when there is something wrong with the horses during a race. And they’re riding at a high rate of speed. I don’t think that they would push their horses that hard just to get thrown off and trampled. Does PETA do some good things? Yes they do. But do they do things that just make you scratch your head? Oh hell yes. You know what just to make them mad I’m going to order a steak for dinner. Bon appetit’.

Here Comes the Feds

To whom this may concern:Bush sucks! And I’m not talking about the green shrubbery in the front of your yard. I don’t know why we even had him as president in the first place or the second time. Oh wait we didn’t vote for him. We had that election stolen from us twice. And yes I still think that. I don’t know why people thought that he could run this country. Hell he ran two companies to the ground and he sucked at running the Texas Rangers. So who cares if he’s the type of person that you could have a drink with. Hell you can have a drink with a drunk but does that mean that he could handle the responsibility of leading millions of people. Hell I wouldn’t trust “lil Bush” running a lemon-aid stand, let alone the nation. Now I don’t have time right now to go through all the dumb things that he has done, but what has he really done for the common people? Yeah he lowered taxes; yes that’s a good one. WRONG!!! What his tax cuts did was just put more money back in the pockets of the top 1% that owns 96% of this nation’s wealth. You really don’t take advantage of those breaks until you make 750,000 dollars or more. Now the last time I checked, I’ve never known one person that makes that much that does not play pro sports. So you get back 50 bucks or more. But think of how much a billionaire would get back. MILLIONS. And just think where that money could go. Would those millions have helped save that bridge in Minnesota, or help fix the dams in New Orleans, or how about just pay for the occupation of Iraq. Just think of the past few months that have happened around you. Gas went up a dollar, people are losing their houses, and more of our solders are getting killed. But there is light at the end of this tunnel. He’s done at the end of the year. Oh wait we might not be able to see that light if we get into it with Iran (look it up). I better stop talking before the FBI comes after me.